Friday, June 29, 2007

I met a moron yesterday.
I was meeting my friend and her family at her son's soccer game so I brought Buddy along. He was a bit nervous at first because it was a new situation and there were a lot of people, but he settled down after a few minutes. No sooner had I gotten him settled down, when this woman turns to me and tells me she doesn't like dogs, that she felt they belonged in the country were they could run free. I was a bit taken aback, but I offered to leave. I think she realized her tactlessness so then started saying that she didn't really mind dogs that much, that she had had a guard dog when she was a child that ripped an ankle off an intruder. Okay...
Then she says that what she REALLY hates is cats! She HATES them so much! They are sneaky and dirty and arrogant and she couldn't understand why anyone would want them in the house. And that's why she doesn't want dogs either. You always have to clean up after them, and do stuff for them, they are so NEEDY! I thought I'd shut her up by saying "Ya, that's why I don't like kids." (I DO like kids, I was just trying to shut her up!)
But that didn't work either. Then I had to listen to her go on and on and on about how great her 12 year old son was. He cleans the house, makes her breakfast, does her laundry, shovels the neighbours snow, takes out everybody's garbage blah-dee-blah-dee-blah. It was on the tip of my tongue to say that it sounded like she had her own little slave, but as she was Afro-Canadian I thought that would be in really poor taste.
Thankfully my friend suggested we go for a walk and when we returned, she was gone.
What a moron.

6 comments:

Lori said...

You can't reason or argue with someone so ignorant. I feel so badly for her son.

Bob-kat said...

I have nothing to add to your analysis. I think you sum her up perfectly!

How honoured you must be to have met the Queen of morons! hee hee!

Kristi said...

You know what I hate? People who hate animals. It says a lot about what kind of people they are. Ugh.

moon said...

AMEN to all of the above! Oy Vey...What I hate is total strangers that start telling u EVerything about them...as said moron did or some go into their health problems...or family crisis' etc etc...All I am thinking during all this TMI is...WTF GAVE U THE IDEA THAT I GIVE A FUCK?!
Sorry for the language but there it is lol,

Kristi said...

Hey Ramona,
I mentioned you on my blog today!

Begered said...

I liked your response about kids...even though you don't really feel that way. I don't understand people either. If she didn't like dogs she should have quietly move to another spot.

What an idiot!