I was sent this in an email this morning and thought it was cute. This is to honour my single friends, or those who wish they were. (Not me!)
The Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "will you marry me?" The guy said "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.